Monthly Archives: October 2007

Sexy is as sexy does

There’s this controversy swirling around about Halloween costumes for females of all ages. Go to any party for adults tonight, and count the number of women dressed as French maids, dominatrixes, and the like. My guess is the percentage will … Continue reading

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Yay! O! Yay!

I’m walking with a cane today! Feeling brave, I briefly set aside the walker and the crutches, took a deep breath, and stepped out with the cane. This cane: made by Dad out of white oak and mesquite. The handle … Continue reading

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I’m in a confessional mood.

Those of you who know me in real life know that I am a purist where food is concerned. I use fresh vegetables, occasionally frozen, but never canned unless it’s tomatoes. I prefer whole wheat bread over white, and real … Continue reading

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The Best Halloween Costume Out There

Stolen off Cute Overload

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Your Result: War When the second seal is opened, you will ride forth on a red horse carrying a sword, unleashing war and destruction. Your mission is to take peace from the earth, so that … Continue reading

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The Monday Melee

1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate. I’m having a hard time with this one. Humanity has been pretty good to me lately, from bringing me Ethiopean salad to reaching the stuff on the top shelf at … Continue reading

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Ode to Lemon Pine-sol

Sunday…wasn’t there something in the Bible about Sunday being a day of rest? Ha. Here’s how it goes down: Church-once or twice, which means much time spent ironing clothes and getting ready a Fine Sunday Dinner including setting the table. … Continue reading

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It looks like I’m gonna need lotsa new shoes. At least 2 pair, maybe 3. Earlier, I performed my morning ablutions, and decided I’d wear Shoes That Tie today. I have this new pair of loafers I’ve been wearing, simple … Continue reading

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For some reason I’m having trouble posting Youtube videos, however, I can still put in a link. Go here/ It’s my own private fantasy. Demolition Derby

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Kickin’ it into overdrive

If I were less of a proper Southern woman, I’d shout “Fuck this shit!” as I hitch myself onto the abominable crutches and poke down the driveway yet again. Since I’m not, tho, I won’t say that. Instead I’ll say … Continue reading

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