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Y’know, that cutesy kids book. Well, I heard of this and had to participate. I hadn’t bought a single thing for Christmas other than a little bit of stuff, but nothing really FUN, y’know. And because of THIS PERSON I heard of that up there and decided TO HELL WITH LITTLE KIDS, because I don’t have any and I wanted an Elf to do naughty things to. Because it’s been hard this year and I WANT SOME FUN.
I have to say, the older boys are totally into it. Will had the brilliant idea to give the elf heavy eyelids and wires in it’s arms and legs for positioning.
I think the elf will become like a silent scream,a doppelganger, that outlet for all the things I would do if I didn’t have a middle aged housewife’s Presbyterian Sensibilities.
Because honestly…truly…is there anything more important that Kim Kardashain’s butt? Not according to USA Today.