Once upon a time there was a young lady who befriended an idiot- even got her a job in a fabric store when the idiot didn’t know squat about fabric.

That young lady created a beautiful sampler for the idiot’s first daughter, which still hangs proudly in said daughter’s room.

Years later the idiot tried sewing a dress for her daughter out of doubleknit, and the lady corrected her, gently but firmly.

You are woven into the fabric of our lives, with pleasure and pride. Thanks for being our friend for all these years.

Hope you feel better, SOON!